Laziness Brain Haziness

Sonal: Sonia if you dont give me the remote before you leave I will kill you.
Sonia: If you stretch your arm you'll be able to reach it.
Sonal: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Stretch my arm? What? I thought you were my friend!!!
Sonia: I am leaving
Sonal: I HATE YOU! DON'T EVER COME BACK! *I'll teach her to tell me to stretch my arm. Stupid selfish donkey.*

Housedaughter - My Dream Job

All those times i said "when i grow up...i wanna be a doctor/artist/ farmer/ blah blah blah"....i was just being stupid.
After one year of working as something from the blah blah category above....i've realised what i really want to do with my life.

Now many of you would be familiar with the term 'Housewife' (if you're not...then you're really really stupid). But being a housewife means you have to be a wife....and sadly....no one wants to marry me. But that does not bog me down at all....for I can be a Housedaughter.

As a housedaughter, I will wake up like....whenever. I'll eat like.....whatever. I'll enjoy afternoon siestas. I'll join cooking classes.I'll watch tv all day long. I'll hang out with pets, friends, friend's pets whenever it suits me. I'll talk on the phone whenever i want...coz thats what a housedaughter is supposed to do. And if I have a problem...I'll escalate it to my boss/ dad.

I cant wait to be a housedaughter!!!!

Destructive Construction

Today i would like to tell you how i feel about construction and construction workers.

They are very annoying. Whats with always working in the middle of the road? And then they say its all for development and progress and all. How can i develop and progress and all if i don't reach office because i am stuck in a jam because of mid road constructions???

And on top of that...They are all bad looking construction people. If you have to make people wait around on the roads...then at least show them pretty things.

This world is totally screwed.

6 pack bunny and amoeba

i love my amoeba. she is the cutest thing in the world. look at her....her one eye was red because she couldnt stop crying with it when i told her i have to leave her for an hour to go work on my six pack.

You might wonder how a bunny fell for an amoeba. Sometimes i wonder too. I mean...amoeba's cant even have a six pack! But when she comes and puts her head on my shoulder, and her head takes the shape of my shoulder....I know its true love.

sports, politics and other crap

Did you know the delhi daredevils won the match of cricket, like, the other day, in, like, some tournament, like nationally, on, like, TV?
Now that we have your attention there is a small request for you. What the world needs now is love, not sports/politics/crap talk.